You check the contents of your inventory
No. Really. It's all unimportant. You know how these things go. I mean, maybe you could find some bubble gum or something useful. Odds are you're going to drop into some dark pit somewhere, so you might as well just get on with it. You still need to know? Fine. Ok. Whatever. You've got some sort of battery thing, a iCrap tablet running Android 1.1, looks like some meth and some pie charts illustrating the technical differences of various storage technologies including an indepth analysis of the advantages of optimizing block size and a multi-tiered performance model utilizing SSD, 15k and 7.2k RPM SATA drives, but this probably won't be all that useful for work, considering in this shitty adventure backstory, you apply toothpaste caps on an assembly line and are generally waiting for the day management realizes that they can replace you with a very small robot.
Valid Commands
Look Up
You see the stairs going up into creepy darkness. It's creepy. Don't go that way. Wait! Was that something moving in the darkness? Perhaps a Grue about to leap down on your head?? Oh. wait. No. It's nothing. Just a spider or some crap.
Look Down
Floor. It's a small patch of floor leading to some stairs. What do you want out of it?
Examine Room
You're in the stairwell, doofus.
Get Lamp
Is this realistic behavior? You're in a strangers house and you start stealing the furniture? I mean, it's already dimly lit. You wanna go stealing the only thing keeping this house from total darkness? Rude.
